Statistical Gymnastics (the BBC in Scotland is full of nincompoops!)
Sidestepping parliament and the people
The Times they are a lyin'
|According to unionist newspapers, this is someone who doesn't like Scotland|
It's hard to keep track of London's expenditure
|"Once the Galactic Railroad is complete in London, we'll consider replacing the broken 'give way' sign near Tomintoul."|
On the Bonnie or Fracked Banks of Loch Lomond
Crude attempts at silence
What was once deleted is now un-deleted
No vote guarantees a raid on our troops' pensions
When victory is recorded as defeat
Our favourite quote came from Wee Ginger Dug:
"But for the most part the currency question is technocratic pseudowaffle. It’s one of those practical problems to which there is a practical solution. And there are several solutions, ranging all the way from a formal currency union to sticking the UK national debt up George Osborne’s arse and setting up a new Scottish currency, and all points in between. My personal favourite is the sticking it up George Osborne’s arse option, mainly because I’d like to see the look on his face. You can probably tell I’m not primarily motivated by economic arguments there."
We don't need Westminster's approval
|These countries share the same currencies, some officially, others unilaterally|
Why my juggling has prevented atomic war
|This is how I learned to juggle|
"The fact is that since acquiring Trident, and its predecessor, Polaris, we have had four decades of non-nuclear conflict." Annabel Goldie, presumably being serious
FREEDOM (of information)!
|"I say the BBC is biased!" "And I say the BBC is incompetent!" (at least they agree the BBC is full of nincompoops!)|
|"Love us (or else!)" no campaign 'celebrities'|
The Scotsman is telt!
Wings gives you no bull!
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